Ordering Breakfast When You Do Not Speak the Language
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Four sentences, a pointing finger and one piece of local knowledge will get you a good breakfast almost anywhere, and none of them require an app.
Most breakfast ordering is not really language. It is a small set of choices — what, how, with what, to stay or to go — and every cafe in the world runs the same sequence. If you know the four words for those choices you can order in a country you landed in yesterday, and you will be understood better than if you had opened a translation app and turned the phone around.
Learn the word for coffee with milk, the word for bread, the word for eggs, and the phrase for here rather than away. Those four cover most of the counter. Pointing covers the rest, and pointing at what the person before you ordered is the single most reliable ordering strategy in existence, because it selects for what the room actually eats.
The one thing worth asking
Ask what is finished. Not what is good — everything is good — but what has run out. The answer tells you what sells, which is a better recommendation than any list, and it opens a conversation that usually ends with the person behind the counter telling you what to get.
Two practical notes. Card acceptance at small early cafes is less universal than it looks; carry a note. And check the opening hours as displayed on the door rather than online, because in many cities the door is authoritative and the internet is three years old. On this site the hours come from whoever listed the place, which makes them a claim like any other — good enough to plan around, not good enough to bet a morning on.
